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Types of Wives – Computerized

CD-ROM WIFE 
She is always faster and faster.
EMAIL WIFE 
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .

HARD DISK WIFE 

She remembers everything, FOREVER

 

INTERNET WIFE 

Difficult to access

 

MULTIMEDIA WIFE 

She make horrible thing look beautiful

SCREENSAVER WIFE
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
RAM WIFE 

She forget about you, the moment turn her off

WINDOW WIFE
Everyone know that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
VIRUS WIFE
Also known as “wife” when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don’t try you uninstall her you will lose everything.. .

 SERVER WIFE 

Always busy when you need her.

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5 Responses to Types of Wives – Computerized

  1. Zafar Iqbal August 31, 2012 at 10:04 PM #

    And now a wife in the Cloud!

  2. anzal May 28, 2010 at 3:17 PM #

    gooooooooood

  3. WAQAS AHMED May 25, 2010 at 11:44 AM #

    Ap urdu jokes b bheja karay na!

  4. it is me May 24, 2010 at 9:25 PM #

    I like all your jokes so please keep going on it 🙂

  5. Ahmed Mohammed May 24, 2010 at 7:38 PM #

    I am very interesting in the package. thank you