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Before and After Marriage – Joke in Unique Style – Read Full

BEFORE MARRIAGE

He: Yes. At last . It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy? I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes!
She: Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE….
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39 Responses to Before and After Marriage – Joke in Unique Style – Read Full

  1. fatikhburst March 27, 2014 at 4:31 PM #

    They say tounge is sharper then the edge of the sword
    and that is true

  2. ShaRaza November 13, 2013 at 12:03 AM #

    fantastic

  3. AbdulSattar November 10, 2013 at 12:36 PM #

    Very Funny! it made my day

  4. lmam Sheriff Busari July 16, 2013 at 2:15 PM #

    grt story and lovely one but his not complete over here.

    • Ali - Admin July 18, 2013 at 12:18 PM #

      Can you complete it?

  5. Fatemah shabir April 29, 2013 at 10:22 PM #

    Ohhhh ok now i understood i had not read the instructions proparly. Lol

  6. Fatemah April 29, 2013 at 10:20 PM #

    Sorry i dint understand anything could u pls make me understand? Thx.

  7. ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH April 9, 2013 at 2:58 PM #

    EXCELLENT AND FUNNY.

    THANKS FOR SHARING.

  8. Sonah January 3, 2013 at 12:45 PM #

    INGENIOUS AND FULL OF IMAGINATION. FUNNY INDEED.
    otherwise THE SECRET OF LASTING PLEASURE AND HAPPINESS IS NOT IN THE IMMEDIATE GRATIFICATION OF SENSES, BUT IN GIVING AND SHARING, IN FINDING THE JOYS OF LIFE AFTER GIVING UNCONDITIONAL JOYS AND HAPPINESS TO OTHERS.

  9. Arabella October 15, 2012 at 4:05 AM #

    Really funny and unfortunately true

  10. Ch.Atiq September 24, 2012 at 10:21 AM #

    lol…..really funny joke..exactly what happens most of the times

  11. Zafar Iqbal August 31, 2012 at 10:02 PM #

    In spite of so many jokes about married life, marriage is NO joke! But a good poke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Shira Kango August 18, 2012 at 2:21 AM #

    Wow! Nice….100/100 to whoever wrote this!! 🙂

    • Sara - Admin August 26, 2012 at 7:47 PM #

      THanks Shira!

  13. Law May 29, 2012 at 1:54 AM #

    Double meaning!

  14. Aurangzeb April 24, 2012 at 10:02 AM #

    Very nice

  15. imran aq April 23, 2012 at 2:53 PM #

    excellent joke sara…

  16. Poojasmiles March 6, 2012 at 6:19 AM #

    very smart

  17. Gog December 19, 2011 at 11:53 PM #

    i have a girlfriend and relating to that it might be trur

  18. Jojo December 19, 2011 at 11:52 PM #

    ha ha ha

  19. mustafa m dodh November 29, 2010 at 4:38 PM #

    marriage is inversely proportion to love…or is it the other way round

  20. Hannan October 23, 2010 at 10:59 AM #

    nice joke…. but this kind of jokes scared us to get merry. it’s not true every time.
    some people facing this after marriage but not allll…

  21. azeem September 15, 2010 at 9:09 AM #

    Love and enjoy your sense of humour and joys forwarded by you. Good source of entertainment after hectic life where we dont have any thing to enjoy. Keep in touch.

  22. mohammed ghana August 19, 2010 at 7:45 PM #

    Very Nice!
    i like those kind of jokes if there any jokes withphotoes i wander if there any sexy jokes can be in this site? ??????……. i like you all my friends ……dont tell any one that i loved you ympoles we can connect here bye my sweet and my cute

  23. Fajr Breeze - Yuxx July 25, 2010 at 6:30 PM #

    LOL

  24. attarirafique July 25, 2010 at 11:59 AM #

    good

  25. Shams July 15, 2010 at 12:32 PM #

    Very Nice!

  26. Shifana June 9, 2010 at 10:48 AM #

    Well this is a true joke, most of the time it happens in the same way I like this.

  27. fahad June 3, 2010 at 1:15 PM #

    hahahahaha, what a cooooooooooooooooooooooooooool jok. fannnnnnntastic

  28. Daniyal Kakar May 27, 2010 at 10:57 AM #

    When I get bored I open the mail , read .. enjoyed and relax…..

  29. waseem May 25, 2010 at 10:13 PM #

    alaaaaaaa yar.

  30. Zeeshan May 24, 2010 at 10:35 AM #

    really nice

  31. ahmed dawood May 22, 2010 at 10:28 PM #

    good joke very nice

  32. ahmed dawood May 22, 2010 at 10:20 PM #

    very nice , hehee

  33. mohamed sayed May 22, 2010 at 1:52 PM #

    Gamda Moooooooooooooooooot 😉

  34. Ahmed May 22, 2010 at 12:03 PM #

    ???? ????? ???
    garjaway

  35. Ahmed May 22, 2010 at 12:02 PM #

    very nice joke
    garjaway

  36. Admin May 22, 2010 at 11:05 AM #

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