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Get Yourself A Train Too

A Sheikh’s son goes to London for his Masters.
A month later, he sends a letter to his parents saying: “London is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but I’m a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold BMW when all my professors travel by train.”

Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a 25 million pounds cheque saying: “Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too

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55 Responses to Get Yourself A Train Too

  1. mustafa July 23, 2011 at 4:32 PM #

    shouldn’t that be a maharajah not a sheikh

  2. labaran December 5, 2010 at 11:13 AM #

    I think there are two category of sheiks religious sheik and oil sheik,the one in this story is an oil shiek,there was this story of an oil sheik who went to Cairo and sleeps with one singer one night @ $100,000 he took viagrah for that night and the following morning the was admited in hospital, this is an oil shiek not religious one thaks sara I am not offended.

  3. Towel Rails · November 14, 2010 at 9:03 PM #

    i love funny stuffs, but i specially like funny movies and funny videos on the internet -.,

  4. Network Switch : October 28, 2010 at 5:04 PM #

    when i browse videos on youtube, i always look for those videos with funny stuffs in it*,~

  5. ibrahim September 1, 2010 at 3:16 PM #

    For those thinking of ethnicity,is not dat.bt Sarah meant Gulf/oil shiekhs son.Keep it up my dear U made my day baby.

  6. Fajr Breeze - Yuxx July 24, 2010 at 12:06 AM #

    LOL

  7. Shoaib July 6, 2010 at 1:36 PM #

    good jokes
    but tell something about yourself

  8. Abu Muaaz June 30, 2010 at 10:19 PM #

    Let me tell you a story to chill the bones
    about a things that I saw
    One night wandering in the everglades
    I’d one drink but no more

    I was rambling, enjoying the bright moonlight
    Gazing up at the stars
    Not aware of a presence so near to me
    Watching my every move

    Feeling scared and I fell to my knees
    As something rushed me from the trees
    Took me to an unholy place
    And that is where I fell from grace

    Then they summoned me over to join in with them
    To the dance of the dead
    In to the circle of fire I followed them
    In to the middle I was led

    As if time had stopped still I was numb with fear
    But still I wanted to go
    And the blaze of the fire did no hurt upon me
    As I walked onto the coals

    And I felt I was in a trance
    And my spirit was lifted from me
    And if only someone had the chance
    To witness what happened to me

    And I danced and I pranced and I sang with them
    All had death in their eyes
    Lifeless figures they were undead all of them
    They had ascended from hell

    As I danced with the dead
    my free spirit was laughing and howling down at me
    Below my undead body just danced the circle of dead

    Until the time came to reunite us both
    My spirit came back down to me
    I didn’t know if I was alive or dead
    As the others all joined in with me

    By luck then a skirmish started
    And took the attention away from me
    When they took their gaze from me
    Was the moment that I fled

    I ran like hell faster than the wind
    But behind I did not glance
    One thing that I did not dare
    Was to look just straight ahead

    When you know that your time has come around
    You know you’ll be prepared for it
    Say your last goodbyes to everyone
    Drink and say a prayer for it

    When you’re lying in your sleep, when you’re lying in your bed
    And you wake from your dreams to go dancing with the dead
    When you’re lying in your sleep, when you’re lying in your bed
    And you wake from your dreams to go dancing with the dead

    To this day I guess I’ll never know
    Just why they let me go
    But I’ll never go dancing no more
    ‘Til I dance with the dead

  9. ahmed abbas June 18, 2010 at 11:06 PM #

    Dear Sarah, Thanx for the super joke.Who can say that such an instance is unreal? Regards

  10. murtala chinade June 17, 2010 at 5:39 PM #

    This joke ‘s what you call a joke. it really made my day. pls keep up the good work!

  11. hauwa bokani May 30, 2010 at 3:54 PM #

    who is dis sara.wel lv d joke

  12. Rana Muhammad Ishaq May 30, 2010 at 8:38 AM #

    Dear Sara!

    Keep it on, because it is very funny and interesting information in a period on enxiety and busy life. To make the people hapy is noble cause.

    I pray for your sucess in future and practical life.

  13. AMIR May 29, 2010 at 11:39 PM #

    VERY GOOD JOCKS KEEP IT UP.

  14. faiz April 28, 2010 at 1:20 AM #

    nice joke but mind ur title;sheik son doesn’t really fits it.

  15. senait April 26, 2010 at 6:00 PM #

    I like your fun expect the sheik’s son. What does that really mean ?
    I don’t think all sheiks are that much rich, embarrassing for their children s request , and can’t understand their son’s needs. I think the convert is true. any way thank u for your stories.

  16. zulfa April 23, 2010 at 8:57 PM #

    ha ha ha…very funny.Thnks sara.
    it would be nice if u use ‘the rich man’s
    son’instead of sheikh’s son.

    • Imad1113 July 26, 2011 at 3:31 PM #

      hello there
       sara was refering here to the people of gulf since they have soo much money and soo little brains…. they call them here in th us sheikhs

  17. Shabbir April 22, 2010 at 9:05 AM #

    I agreed to Noha.

  18. istaqlal April 21, 2010 at 4:12 PM #

    thanx ,but plz tel me who r u

  19. Kamil April 21, 2010 at 11:36 AM #

    could be a true story, funny 🙂 shiek here is a man of money not of religious background.

  20. Mohamed April 18, 2010 at 2:54 PM #

    @Noha they didnt mean the Shiekhs you think ….the religious position, they meant the Gulf shiekhs from the Royal families or something …and it’s funny! and can be a true story :)))

  21. minnah April 10, 2010 at 9:49 PM #

    hi sara, nice joke, but who r you?

  22. noha April 9, 2010 at 10:05 PM #

    why have you named it ” SHEIKH’S SON”?????!!!!
    are sheikhs idiots and foolish??!!!
    i think,religious men are not someones to laugh at.we have to respect them all

    • Lin November 9, 2011 at 2:01 PM #

      Dear Noha a sheikh doesn’t necessarily refers to a religious person, the title can also be given to a very rich man nomatter the background or race the person is from.
      Sara my dear thank u for ur lovely emails, I look forward to reading them every day. Lin

  23. Midala April 6, 2010 at 4:33 PM #

    U always makes my de with ur massages. Tanx Sara

  24. mohsin April 6, 2010 at 1:38 PM #

    good juke

  25. Shoaib Iqbal April 6, 2010 at 12:12 AM #

    Good going Sara… keep it up

  26. Changez Khan April 5, 2010 at 9:03 PM #

    Well done, nice joke

  27. arshad April 5, 2010 at 2:26 PM #

    excellent sara

  28. shajahan April 5, 2010 at 1:57 PM #

    nice like u r name.sara u r jokes r sweet like u.

  29. shajahan April 5, 2010 at 1:55 PM #

    gud job , u did well.sara u r jokes are excellent.i expect more jokes.

  30. shajahan April 5, 2010 at 1:49 PM #

    very nice,i am suspecting more from u.i am always enjoying u r joke

  31. ali April 5, 2010 at 1:27 PM #

    Very good jokes

  32. Adan April 3, 2010 at 1:58 PM #

    I look foward to your mails everyday Sara thanks alot

  33. asad April 2, 2010 at 10:13 AM #

    WHO THE HELL IS SARA??? WHY DOES SHE EVEN E-MAIL ME???????

  34. Aquelis March 31, 2010 at 3:03 AM #

    nice joke , but should touch no nation no ethnicity well , i like what the guy said a rich man’s son , says it better
    thanks

  35. Tasneem March 28, 2010 at 12:29 PM #

    LOL that was really funny made my day but i dont want to sound rude, but i receive emails from sara… mashalah she always puts a smile on ma face when i read this funny stuff but i dono who she is :S

  36. sara_m March 24, 2010 at 5:51 PM #

    thanks sara_very nice

  37. fawad hussain March 24, 2010 at 4:16 PM #

    Nice Jokes

  38. nain March 24, 2010 at 3:08 PM #

    thats good dear

  39. Zizou March 23, 2010 at 8:25 PM #

    thanx Sara, very funny go ahead !!!

  40. Emre Turan March 23, 2010 at 3:35 PM #

    Not a Sheikh’s son. or a Jewish Businessman’s Son. Only A Rich Man’s Son.

  41. rody March 22, 2010 at 10:14 PM #

    hahahaha
    nice joke

  42. imraan khan March 22, 2010 at 5:14 PM #

    wow..!!! what nice joke i like dis joke n enjoy it hope u all was enjoyed,
    thank you very much Sara for sent enjoyble joke…

  43. Abd Elhefeith March 22, 2010 at 5:02 PM #

    and so do I.not only this messege but all which you sent I had received from sara.

  44. Dr Barkat March 22, 2010 at 4:35 PM #

    Very entertaining and classic.
    Thanks Sara. U R Great.

  45. wakar khan March 22, 2010 at 3:26 PM #

    hahhahahah very nice one goood sara

  46. khaled March 22, 2010 at 2:57 PM #

    hi sara
    you always sent a very nice story

  47. sayyed March 22, 2010 at 1:31 PM #

    hi sara
    very nice.
    thanks.
    sayyed.

  48. dacar March 22, 2010 at 12:52 PM #

    thanks i found it very funny

  49. Haqsar khan March 22, 2010 at 10:19 AM #

    sara thank you for sharing nice messages with me.i,m too busy but reading ur
    message as me like ur messages.
    thank you sara.

  50. khaled March 22, 2010 at 10:04 AM #

    hahaha i just got this message from Sara and i bet she makes my world better hehe
    thank you sarah 🙂