If Columbus had been married he might never have discovered America because,
His wife would had asked him the following questions:
* Where are you going?
* With whom?
* Why?
* How are you going?
* To discover what?
* Why you?
* What do I do, when you are not here?
* Can I come with you ?
* Coming back when?
* Will u have dinner at home?
* What you will bring for me?
* It seems you deliberately made this.
* Don’t lie.
* Why are you making such programs.
* You seem to be making a lot of such programs.
* Why?
* I want to go to my parents place.
* I want you to come and leave me.
* I don’t want to come back.
* I will never come back.
* Why are you not stopping me.
* I don’t understand what is this discovery stuff?
* You always do like this.
* Last time also u did like this.
* Now a day’s u always seem to do like this.
* I still don’t understand what else is left to be discovered.
That explains why most of inventions and discoveries were made by Bachelors. ..lol..
Lol. 😀 😀 😀
Women are essential part of men
If Columbus was married, his discovery of America would have been faster and he would have discovered many more countries because his wife would have helped a great deal.
Guys try to be mature……. understand the joke and then enjoy………..
If columbus would not have discovered America, somebody else, maybe a married fellow, would certainly have done it.
And still it is said…… ” Behind every successfull person, There is a woman… Thanks for the share SARA !
looks you are afraid of your wife, RIGHT?????????????
Hahahahahahahah…….
Please SARA. Women and Wives are “BETTER HALVES”. It is us men who make of them into “BITTER HALVES”.
It is however, a fact. ha ha
It doesn’t mean to all females but the majority is always counted. I ‘ve the same…. ha ha… but i love her cuz she cares.
you too are afraid of your wife…
Heheheheheheh…………
Actually, Columbus’s wife was on at least two of his voyages. She was the first mate.
and if America wasn’t discovered there will be no conquests, no USA and no WARS, that’s way a woman is important to guide a man lol
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You may be Right
Women are like Salt ……… without them everything would be tasteless .
Women are like colorful Rainbows …….. without them everything would be black & white . etc etc etc
And lets not forget the house chores like cooking , cleaning , washing , laundry , ironing , taking care of the kids and sooooooo on .
It’s true that most women are talkers and naggers but we men should have the patience and wisedom inorder to controle them ………… and lets not forget that all roses have thornes .
Thanks Sara and thanks to our wonderful editor Ali .
I liked your comment until your wish to control us,women!
2012 and still a lot of men like you…sad!
What a comment!
Women are like Salt ……… without them everything would be tasteless .
Women are like colorful Rainbows …….. without them everything would be black & white . etc etc etc
And lets not forget the house chores like cooking , cleaning , washing , laundry , ironing , taking care of the kids and sooooooo on .
It’s true that most women are talkers and naggers but we men should have the patience and wisedom inorder to controle them ………… and lets not forget that all roses have thornes .
Thanks Sara and thanks to our wonderful editor Ali .
Well said, and thanks you realized the importance of woman in the family or in life. Very few men, like you admit or express their respect or love for the female counterpart. Luckily, by the grace of Almighty Allah, my husband , also respect me, loves me and care for me, as he does for other females in his family.
I do not understand why always the jokes are made making fun or criticizing the wife, and why not husband????
Much obliged my dear sister and this doa’a is for u and your lucky husband (it’s from our beloved prophet Mohammed PBUH to the married couples) :-
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as for yr last comment , i think the editor should reply that .
Much obliged my dear sister and this doa’a is for u and your lucky husband (it’s from our beloved prophet Mohammed PBUH to the married couples) :-
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as for yr last comment , i think the editor should reply that .
Dear Ladies
Jokes are not to be taken seriously. Joke means something which is for fun.
And yes, we do make fun of men, but they don’t take it seriously. They enjoy
it.
But still if anyone has been hurt by our jokes, we sincerely apologize, as
that is not our intention.
Thanks.
absolutely right….. thats y a Joke is called JOKE…..
lmaooo sometimes women can be a pain in the back lol
no offense thou 🙂
LOL really funny 😀
and so true,
but lets see if a women wanted to discover over seas, what will her husband say??…
LOL really funny 😀
and so true,
but lets see if a women wanted to discover over seas, what will her husband say??…
it’s better than just letting our men go where they want and never come back…. This shows that she loves him because she’s afraid of loosing him to someone else… And that’s what makes us (females) so special! ;D
I agree with you but sometimes curiosity pushes women to ask their husbands many questions, which makes them get angry.
acha he,good,y u send this? wen u send this? r u vlling to go vth columbus,then u can discover combus
These re the kind of questions that make men to be great because the couples wld tend to disagree in order to agree on issues.